Cute Sayings

Once Upon a Time, Long ago, I drank. Because I really liked the taste of beer, I drank it over scotch.  Not that I disliked scotch, but beer was cheaper.   One day after a long hot dry spell, someone handed me a cold beer.  I did my best to drink it like I meant it and the other guy said, "You didn't finish that already did you?"  My comment was - "I didn't buy it to look at." 

MUD