10/02/2006

Report from the Doctor

I am currently scheduled for surgery three weeks from today at 0930 AM. The doctor will open the site of the cancer and take a piece of tissue out. There will be a pathologist standing by. If it is cancerous, he will continue to remove tissue until he no longer hits cancer. With luck he got it all the first time. Without luck he will continue to "tissue Mine" until nothing else is left. There is enough excess tissue on my upper eyelid to cover a hole the size of the grand canyon. There is enough fat on my backside to fill the hole first. I will refrain from being the butt of those types of jokes in the future. The good news is that BC & BS has paid all but $99.00 of the first surgery.
MUD