- White Mud Needs to get planning again. It seems there is a Jazz group out there named White Mud and they need to get it rolling again. Whew, I thought there was a need for a White Mud supremacy group out there. You know, a group of old white guys on recumbent bikes looking for a bathroom.
- Mud needs Sloppas. Some kind of a mat to put your dirty boots on in the MUD room I guess. Sounds like something I would get at a Mexican restaurant and use about 20 napkins eating them. Wait a minute, that is my normal count for taco's.
- Kansas Dirt. How did it know that just this morning Barb and I talked about needing a load of dirt to put behind our retaining wall, I am going to build?
- MUD Mat to solve an access problem. I wonder if it will help my memory or just put down something so I can drive in the mud at the bottom of the hill?
- Needs help with a plug-in. Either it has figured out the erectile dysfunction problem or it is some other new fangled gadget that I won't understand that I need for my computer.
- "Aristox and MUD needs to be destroyed! Sure hope this is just some computer game and I can avoid being hunted down and de-constructed.
- Mudd needs Coders. Hell, I need de-coders to make sense out of a lot of things. I can do the Sunday STICKDOKU problems if I get to use my computers and they print the answers on the bottom of the page. They can't fool me by printing it upside down, I can stand on my head and read them anyway.
- Need to find a good MUD? Whoa boys and girls I thought I was so dull and boring that there was no way there could be a better MUD than yours truly. Oh well, I can still lust in my heart. That's probably the only thing Jimmy Carter and I have in common. No wait, I like peanuts.