Dennis is a retired Colonel living with his wife, Barbara, in Tecumseh, KS. Some of these Posts are filtered through the memory of a "not so Young Man" and you might have to utilize your built in crap detector to filter truth from memory errors. Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum. If you wish for peace, prepare for War. Our current Congress is "Stupid with zeros on the end...
1/27/2008
On a Serious Note!
If everyone reduced their debt by that much or saved that much it would be a great thing. I predict what will happen is most people will rush to WalMart, Radio Shack, or the local gas station and spend it as soon as the check clears. It will raise the trade deficit and help the economy of China and the oil producing countries.
Oh well, the snow is melting off fast and soon we will be able to go out side in light coats and track in a little mud. Mud is a good thing.
MUD
Take This 2 Dogs
1/26/2008
KU Vs Nebraska 1.26.08
Grissy, Part II
This little guy is Hero, Ken's first dachshund, and the reason I was pretty sure that Grissy would go to a good home there in Lapland. or Idaho. Hero was a neat little dog that would dig his way to China if told, "There he goes" and point to the ground. His desire to find any predator is legendary.
I am fairly sure that Grissy would eat about anything Ken would hand her. All those years of not getting enough food just programmed her for eating. In fact, Ken has to work hard to control a person there sneaking snacks to Grissy. You know who you are!
This is a fairly typical scene of Grissy out in the snow. How he got her to slow down and stay long enough for a picture is a miracle. She lives her life at a run and loves to go over to Grandma's or Sandy's. Just the mention of those names and she is off the chair and at the door.
This picture is one from the first trip out there and shows you just how loved she is. I think Ken would hold her in his lap and let her sleep any time she so desires. No, she is very alive and thinks she is a puppy sometimes and sometimes a person. Both Grissy and her person, Ken, are very special to us and we hope they have a long time together. If you are ever in need of a companion, consider a long haired dachshund. They might sleep through having an intruder in the house but are a wonderful and affectionate pet. MUD
1/25/2008
Grissy
Back in 2004, I read about a breeder near Garnett Kansas that had been placed on a warning by the State for running a puppy mill in an improper manner. He was raising dogs and keeping them in cages and not feeding them enough. They took about 27 dogs from the breeder and after they were released for adoption, I tried to get one of the dogs. I found out that they would be for adoption in Lawrence and Topeka. I put my name on the list in Lawrence and they showed me the dogs. They had 14 and had the first 13 pledged to families. I asked to see the last one and they weren't sure they were going to let her be adopted. The said she was mean and would bite. I reached into the pen and sure enough, she blocked my hand with her nose. It wasn't a bite but fear that someone was going to hurt her. Grissy was one dirty matted little long haired dachshund You can see from the picture above that Grissy is very skinny when we first got her home. You don't even know how hard it was to get Grissy to accept Barb. She would bark and bark and shy away. Makes me wonder if the breeder had a woman that took care of the dogs. Barb is a caring and warm person and tried to be friends.
Grissy was not housebroken and in the picture above, you can see her ribs showing. She was one little dog that didn't know what a kind word was or how to be a dog.
Grissy wouldn't come out of her cage the first three or four days she was in our home. She would come out to eat and pee on papers if no one in the room. I worked hard to make her feel good and know that she was going to be treated well. After a week she would come out of the cage if I kind of pulled the blanket out with her on it. I got her in my lap one day and I said you know, all this petting should make that little tail wag. I kind of touched her tail and I got my first wag. There was a lot of work, love and attention in those first weeks.I worked with her for a couple of weeks and then took her to Idaho to be with our friend Ken.
I will show you some of the pictures of that happy little dog with her family there tomorrow.
MUD
1/24/2008
19-0
Well Sports Fans, KU whipped another good Big 12 team by their usual 80-60 score. It was 83 to 59 but who is counting. You would think our friends in Tulsa would whip those pesky Memphis guys last night but I guess it will wait for the big dance in March. The big guy on the tickets is Sasha Kaun our Russian import that has been replaced in the starting line up by Darnell Jackson. For some reason his tail feathers got lit up this summer and he is playing like a "Man Amongst Boys". Sasha Is good but he doesn't play with Darnell's intensity. The other day I mentioned I was having a tough time getting started for the day. I actually went over and worked pretty hard and did the same yesterday. I am removing some of the flooring that just can't be cleaned up and needs replaced. There is one room where the vinyl was so cheap to start with that it just needed replaced and a couple of carpets are in pretty sad shape. I am also patching holes in the walls where picture were hung and cables were run.
Last night was another bitter cold one. It was about zero this morning but the wind was calm. It is going to get to about freezing today and tomorrow through Monday it will be in the high 40's or near 50. That will be welcome. I could tell that it was cold because I found Barb sitting at the breakfast bar upstairs with a heat vent blowing up her robe. Normally she would be in the living room sitting in the sun but the sun isn't up enough yet to provide that warming glow.
In the past I thought Barb's intensity over issues was a trait shared by her sisters and I called it the Schmoe Girls Effect. After thinking about some of her Father's run ins with the local City guys I think I am going to change it to the Quixote Family effect. They sure love to tilt windmills big or small. Barb's latest round was with KU over them letting ESPN put a KU game on ESPNU or the pay per view channel. I thought it was kind of neat to go to the local Sports Bar to watch the game but I'm sure it will be a lot better when they ban smoking here in Kansas. Both or us had stuffy noses and headaches the day after. Might be partly from the dry air caused by the furnace but a lot of it was because of the smoke.
Three games in a row, we have failed to bring our fancy dancy camera to take pictures. I have high hopes that we will remember it Saturday (our last game) and capture some of the highlights. It will be Nebraska and they played about as well as any team we have played so far. It was another or those 80-60 games. You know the kind, everyone starts out running with the hawks and for about 10 minutes either hold them down or match the score. By halftime the Hawks have a 10 point lead and over the next 20 minutes push the lead out to 20 and drive their score up to near 80. Within the last five minutes the KU Students will start chanting "Conner Tehan" and the Coach will put the favorite five players that normally sit on the bench. KU plays normally 9 or 10 deep with the last 5 for those games when we are enough ahead to nor jeopardize the final score. No one player generally dominates the game with real even and balanced scoring from the top 6 or 7 with the bench giving the starters a good rest. There are three guards with equal talent and four more n the bench that could play for a lot of teams.
Oh well, that about wraps up the scene here at Rabbit Run and I hope your days are filled with things you want and that 2008 is a good year for you.
MUD
1/22/2008
Just Can't get Started
The weather here is not to get above 20 today or tomorrow and the two or three inches of snow should stay for a couple more days. So far, it has managed to clear off between snows and this is the time of year that we should get to keep our snow for a week or two. The good news is that each day is now getting longer and soon it will be warm and nice out.
The other day I was over at the VB house and when I raked up some leaves the Iris underneath had put up some lite green shoots. I'm sure they will freeze off now that they are clear and snow covered. We'll see. If the bird activity at the feeder is any indication it is and will be really cold for a while. We have all manner of birds right now. The only bird that seems to be missing is the Tufted Titmouse. The normal are here in Mass and eat a lot of sunflower seeds from the feeder. Not many of them but the juncos and finches make up for it eating food put on the ground and in the finch feeder. I almost never look out and not see a woodpecker on the suet block. They are going through a feeder full in one and a half to two days.
The father of our renter died this past week. I am going to take a food basket over. I know how nice it is to have lots of extra food so cooking is not a worry. Better get rolling.
MUD
1/21/2008
Martin L. King Jr. Day
Once or Twice in every man's lifetime there should be a spokesman that grabs him by the front of his lapels and makes him aware that the injustice we often heap on our fellow man must be made right. I believe that Martin Luther King Jr. was such a man for me.He made it clear that the poor white man is just as oppresses as the poor black man. He made it clear that getting an education and working hard was the way to overcome. Only through our efforts will we be rewarded.
It is not the color of a man, but the efforts we give that make or break us. Those that make fun of a man's color often do it not just to press the other man down but to pick them selves up and be above someone.
I would encourage you all to Google MLK today and read one of his speeches. He is hated by some for his grand and great ideas about men, for all men. I think it is right that we honor this man once a year and look at ourselves to make sure that we aren't being what we are for ourselves. If only we could give everyone a dream for what life could be and not what people must give us. I too have a dream and wish one for you.
MUD
1/20/2008
Thinking of warmer days
While I tromp through nature, Barb always finds the pretty things to photograph. These are just a few of them to help you think about the warmer times. No, I don't have a clue what they are.
These are unedited and just downloaded on my external hard drive. Barb would probably edit them some but I just look at them and know they are there.
There are several hundred more to look at and sometime I'll post a bunch more.
Is there anything warmer than a good friend that likes to have her belly rubbed? MUD
KU Vs MU
We were kind of pissed off that ESPN decided to put the game on a "Pay Channel" but the local sports bar carried the game on their big screens and other than a little smoke it was a fun time. To make it even better, the food was good and we enjoyed the time out. Glen Petty would have said we needed to get out and blow the stink off.
Did I tell you about the time I used that phrase with the pre-school kids? It was one of those cold but sunny days and the kids hadn't been out in a couple of days. I told them we needed to get out and blow the stink off and one of them said, "But Teacho (r's are tough for little guys) we don't stink!" I thought I would die laughing at myself quoting my dad.
We had our coldest night of the year last night. The cold has arrived from up north and without a lot of clouds to hold in any heat left from the 13 degrees for the daytime high, it just flat got cold. I let the cat spend the night in the garage and it stinks to high heaven today. I guess I will either have to get rid of the cat or get a litter box. I can coax him out for food but anytime the door is opened to leave he will blow in at a run. Once inside he hides until everyone leaves.
I found a book by one of Mom's cousin's, Mark Edmonds. It is called "the ghost of scootertrash past" It is his tales of driving his BMW motorcycle all over America and the adventures/mis adventures of doing so. He is an English professor that lives in Florida and is trapped in the 60's for a life style and the life on a Campus. His escape was riding and now it is telling of tall tales about the rides. I could see myself riding a motor bike across the US but it would be the Holidomes for the night for me. He tells of getting stranded by storms in local parks shelters and I would be in the local sports bars. I do smoke an annual "birthday Cigar" and he smokes and complains about the no smoking rules. Oh well, we can't win them all.
MUD
1/19/2008
BRRRRRRR!
This morning about 7 AM I put my coat on and went in search of the morning paper. It was so cold that the snow squeaked as I walked on it. It was cold with a calm wind and that kind of cold just creeps into your coat without the full frontal assault of a normal north storm breeze. I swear the other day even my warmest coat was no match for the north wind but today I could have survived perhaps 20 minutes. It is so cold that the birds water dish is giving off steam. I bought one of those heated dog water dish and keep it full of fresh water for my feathered friends.
I have been putting out some extra seed on the ground for the juncos and doves. The back porch is sheltered by an overhanging deck and that one small patch of snow free concrete becomes the home to a mob of birds once it warms up enough to get them stirring. They also seem to make a stop late in the day to fuel up for the long cold winter night.
One of Barb's friends and coordinator of the Master Gardner course is our County Extension Agent, Phil Sell. He writes for a weekend magazine in the local paper. Today he tried to put all the links between gardening and the Legislature. After talking about thorns, pruning, cutting and growing his final comment was "Compost Happens". Had his writing been more pithy I would have copied more for you. It hardly put a smile on my face so he will remain unpublished.
After searching through the Elderhostel catalog Barb finally hit on the right place at the right time for us to go celebrate our 40th Anniversary. I wouldn't think it possible that we have been married that long but I noticed that the new Attorney General of Kansas was born the year I graduated from High School. Barb has selected Lafayette, Louisianan (Yes between those two names I had to rely on spell checker to get them both right) in late February. It is one of those photo classes with an emphasis on digital. It sounded warm and out of the hurricane season for that part of the world. One thing we had to do was fly there because of Barb's teaching a Wilton's cake decorating class on the Sunday so we are flying into New Orleans and renting a car. The weekly rental car rate was about the same as Boise but there are about $70 worth of taxes and airport fees that were not in Boise. Oh well, I will go and try to keep a smile on my face. Put it on plastic and pay it when we get home. At least we do have the $ to pay it.
Better get on with the day and put a smile on my face. MUD
1/18/2008
Lie, Cheat, Steal and Copy!
Is this the face of a guy that would copy the works of someone else? You bet your ass I would if it is funny. The serious stuff can go somewhere else but anything funny should be laughed at and printed. I try to give the author adequate credit but hey, it's my blog and the rules of Literature don't apply unless it is really literature. Hey, this stuff is free and you get what you pay for. I am mad at ESPN. They are going to move the KU game to a premium "pay for view" channel tomorrow and unless you subscribe to that service you won't get to see the game. The local cable channel will let you see it for $4.95 if you already have their digital service. (That's another $19.95 per month) I have DIRECWAY and I'm sure that I can't get the game without paying the $75.00 fee to watch the rest of the College Basketball season. I may go to the local Sports Bar and eat a cheeseburger to watch the game. I hate the smoke in those places and until Kansas catches up with the rest of the world we will just have to pay or put up with the smoke.
Barb is off today but isn't that a Smother's Brothers punchline? Would you rather be More off than a Moron? That is somewhat near the comment that pissed off Lyndon Johnson and when he complained they lost their show. I reminded Barb that their show co-in sided with my time on active duty and the 66-69 TV season's just are lost on me.
For the record, Barb and I saw the strange woodpecker and identified it as a Yellow Bellied Sap sucker. That is the only one with a red throat in the book we have. The birds have been hitting the feeders hard this AM with the temps near 10 and a wind chill below zero. The cat came into the garage when I took out the trash and even a promise of more food in the kitty dish outside didn't coax him back out.
Have a great day.
MUD
Idaho by Ken

If there's 2 feet of snow outside, and parts for the
broken snow blower are still in Kansas...
you are in Idaho!
If you slip on an 'Idaho spud' while exiting your bed,
you are probably in Washington,
but were dreaming about Idaho.
If you hit a deer,and he gets up and asks
you for your driver's license, registration and proof of insurance,..
you ARE in Idaho, but your car is wearing
California plates.
If you just finish cookin' one side of a $20 steak,
and a drunken farmer smacks the power pole
next to your house.. Trust me...
you are from Idaho.
When the picture onyour driver's license
looks like a cow pie and smells like a dairy...
you are definately from Idaho.
--
The above fine words about Idaho are from Ken and Grissy. Two of my favorite people. Well, Grissy thinks she is people. MUD
1/17/2008
Kansas, the Land of Ahs!
The following was sent to me by the sister of my best friend. Please excuse the formatting.Jeff Foxworthy remarks on being or living in Kansas
- If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96 times
each year because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the nation, you
might live in Kansas .
- If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Kansas .
- If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
Kansas .
- If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Manhattan , Kansas .
- If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kansas .
- YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN "Vacation" means going east or west on I70 for the weekend
- If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Kansas .
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might
live in Kansas .
- If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Kansas .
- If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, wthout flinching, you might live in Kansas.
- If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings),
you might live in Kansas . (This is so true!)
- If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Kansas.
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use
them you might ;live in Kansas.
- If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue
spruce, you might live in Kansas .
- If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.., you might live in
Kansas .
- If Going Down South means Oklahoma , you might live in Kansas .
- If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Kansas .
- If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might
live in Kansas .
- If your idea of going out to eat is a tail gate party , you
might live in Kansas .
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car; you might live in
Goodland , Kansas .
- If you find 0 degrees to be "a little chilly", you might live in Kansas .
If you actually understand these jokes, you might live in Kansas.
MUD
Snow on the Ground and COLD Headed this way!
It started early yesterday and ended sometime after midnight. We have about 4 inches of new snow and some drifts that will go a foot easily. There is an arctic air blast coming later today or tomorrow that will have much colder temps and some wind. Having lived here in Kansas most of my life I have seen these winds turn into a ground effects blizzard and the roads blow shut. It won't get warm enough today to cause the snow to crust over so wind can be a big problem.
I apologize that I called yesterday's post a political rant. It was hardly a whimper. I am probably a lot like most of you and have people I wouldn't vote for but haven't made up my mind who I will vote for. I shudder when I hear that there are politicians that think a way out of our problems is more spending. What we need is a leader that asks us to be more responsible and tells congress to do the same. I hear a lot about the cost of the war but a lot of that cost is the sunk cost of having the soldiers anywhere. What do you think it costs to have 18,000 or 19,000 soldiers at Fort Riley? If you want to do something about the gross cost of lives, get the drunks off the street and make people wear seat belts. There was a Canadian basketball team that had an accident and 7 or 8 were killed. They were ejected because they weren't wearing their seat belts. DUH! We are up to what 5,000 killed in three or four years? We lose 50,000 a year to traffic accident s here in the US. Our teenagers drive in groups and don't wear their belts and hardly a week doesn't go by where there isn't some student killed when they are ejected from their car.
I think everyone needs a dose of reality and to tighten their belts, go to work and pay their bills. The Government has no place leading us not into temptation and saving ourselves from ourselves. I love to listen to the Saturday "I'm debt free" programs. They advocate paying your bills from the smallest to the largest and getting a second job if you need to pay your debts off quicker. No one is totally out of control if they can get a second job delivering Pizza's. Everyone needs to start with a good education first and build on that. The hardest thing is to realize that you are your own best friend and work is the best way to earn money.
MUD
1/16/2008
The following is Political!
Speaking of fresh blood, the Governor of Kansas, Kathleen Sibelius, has been selected to give the pro Democrat view of the State of the Union on January 28th. She is supposed to be a very good across-the-aisle person and challenge everyone to do better. She is a little liberal with our money but she is a darned good Governor and Barak could do a lot worse than select her as his running mate.
Somewhere out there a reform idea on taxes has gone astray. From an idea of a flat based tax of 13 to 15% on all earnings there is a proposal to make it about 34 cents on the dollar and collect it on sales. This consumption tax flies in the face of all the planning I have done with my income over the years. I have my retirement dollars locked in so they are to my best advantage and slam bam, thank you mam someone wants to change it to a sales tax and base it on consumption. Oh well, I'll have to think about this some more and see. The illegals have to buy food. Tax the wire transfers from Western Union headed to Mexico and that would help.
I think the tax situation is kind of like energy. Perhaps a little alternative (savings as opposed to spending) might go a long way. Pork belongs in a sandwich not in our Government spending. In fact, a pulled pork BBQ sandwich sounds kind of tasty right now.
I am tired of reading about all the people in the world that think we are the devil and then form long lines trying to get in here. Hell, don't they know if they go to Mexico and establish citizenship there they can probably sneak in across the border and be granted amnesty as soon as the congress gets around to it. It won't happen during this election year but wait a while and it probably will happen. Instead of trying to round them all up, give the s Social Security Card and make them all pay the right taxes like the rest of us. Crap, doesn't that play into the hands of the consumption tax?
I have a question. When the politicians start nationalizing health care (and they will) what will happen to guys like me that are paying for their own right now? Do you think I will continue to fork out the big bucks to BS/BS when I can get it for free? Add that to the cost.
Oh well, smile and move on smartly. What ever you do, Vote in the National election. Don't let the majority of a minority elect someone without your say so.
MUD
Fickle Weather
The picture I have selected today is a flock of wild turkeys taken not far from our house. A few years back the Fish and Game guys brought in some to start a State-wide re-population. It has worked and now there are flocks in several areas that are growing. When cars hitting turkeys become as big a problem as the deer we will have some turkey eradication program initiated. Just yesterday I saw a friend of the family and their grandson hit a deer with his truck. Those tricky deer just wait for passing cars and trucks and then dodge out into the road. I'll bet it is some kind of game to them.
Well, it is only 10 AM and the rain just turned to snow flakes. It is still above freezing so so far it is not sticking. It will in a couple of hours if the snow flakes continue.
Have a great day out there. MUD
1/15/2008
KU Vs OU

Another great game in Lawrence. I hope the game was as good on TV as it was in person. One thing you could not have felt or heard was the noise. About five minutes into the game I had little hearing left and when it got quiet as one of the OU players fell hurt, the silence was missed. The paper said this takes the JayHawks into uncharted waters at 17-0. Thy beat a team that just barely lost to K-State on Saturday.
The only part of the game that made this tough was when we stayed until the end, the traffic was terrible. It took us 30 minutes just to get out of Lawrence. It only took us another 25 minutes to get home once we were on open highway.
I hope you all find something that you enjoy as much as we have been enjoying the basketball games in January. Our friend Paul put us in the bleachers and we love it. MUD
1/14/2008
Oklahoma, where the "Win" comes roaring across the Pain

Tonight, is the second of four games Barb and I will see in Lawrence. Yes, I know that it is an ESPN game and we could stay home and watch it but I couldn't, not go when I have tickets. The only tough part is the game is one of those 8 PM starts on ESPN and it won't get over until 10PM. Barb may have to drive home if I get sleepy. I know I won't want to leave the game until the sounds of "Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk" echo in the field house. Over the weekend, Oklahoma took a nasty loss at home from K-State and I'm sure they have the taste of blood in their mouth they want to cleanse.
KU traveled to Nebraska and it looked like the coach played everyone a fair share of minutes keeping the team as fresh as he could for tonight's game.
The weather here is as nice as it can be for January. All the snow is gone and it will be 40 today. I have a bunch of computer parts to haul off so I'll be in and out some today. I need to get the door on the truck adjusted after I put the new one on. It leaks air big time and the heater just is able to keep the cab warm when it would burn you out prior to the replacement. Oh well, more on the list of things to do.
MUD
1/13/2008
Perfection!
Many feel that the Venus De Milo the armless statue in the Louvre is the concept of perfection. She is called the Aphrodite or goddess of love in marble. I find it very interesting that we accept the concept of a statue with her arms broken off as such a pantheon of perfection compared with how we make such a big deal out being perfect in our sports teams and our lives.The New England Patriots are 13-0, The Carolina Tar Heels are 15-0, the Hawks are 15-0. What about the teams that are darned good and say 13-2? For who are we to say that almost perfect is way far from good enough? (Yes, I know that New England has entered the part of their year that says win or go home. It is like that when the final 65 teams play in the NCAA basketball playoffs called March Madness) There is a time that winning each game is important but perfect, run the table, no losses or we are bums? Get real!
Could you imagine if we held ourselves to that standard. Has any salesman ever closed 100% of his sales. Well, there is probably a drugdealer that has come close but his failure means jail or prison time. Can you imagine how nuts it would be to work as a car salesman if your boss expected no one to walk off the lot but drive off in a new car?
Can you imagine if you miss one deadline and you are fired? Perfection either makes people overly competitive or makes liars out of great people. I am not saying that we should not set goals that cause us to stretch to achieve them, I am saying that we should celebrate our successes and set new one's.
Somewhere in life there needs to me a movement forward that affirms our success and we need to put it in the book and move on. Oh sure, it is easy for me to say this now that I am retired. I worked darn hard at every job I held and there were a lot of nights I struggled with how to measure, display and accept my performance and the performance teams I had been assigned to.
One thing that I fight is the MBA philosophy that causes and lets everything to be measured and reported in such detail that it becomes a fog of data not information on how to be better. The statistical analysis of things such as calls per minute in a call center does not get the bell rung if the customers feel we don't answer their questions or handle their problems. Hell, that makes the employees as crazy as the customer. It may be nice to build a framework to support the call that has certain elements but the real measure of success is did the needed job get done. It may be tough to tell a person they can't have any ore telephone service if they don't pay their bill, but it is what keeps the company in Business. Ask GTE if their "GTECC" project would have made it if more people paid their bill. Ask one of the TeleTech workers if they were allowed to tell the customer to "Pay their bill". Oh sure, some MBA could tell you how long the average call was and the quality control people could tell you if all the elements of the call were included but the final answer was that GTECC failed because it lost money. The newest employee could tell you how long overdue the bills got and that no one makes money and gives their product away like GTE did.
In the final analysis, we are the toughest judge of our own performance. I think we should listen to our inner muse and either do more or do it better when we think we need to raise the goals. Put your goals in priority and do the most important things first. Work hard, laugh, love do a little cleaning and get enough sleep. Isn't that enough? Is it perfect? Oh hell, I guess this isn't perfect enough. But, it is what you get for the price you pay!
MUD
