1/17/2008

Kansas, the Land of Ahs!

The following was sent to me by the sister of my best friend. Please excuse the formatting.

Jeff Foxworthy remarks on being or living in Kansas

- If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96 times
each year because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the nation, you
might live in Kansas .

- If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Kansas .

- If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
Kansas .

- If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Manhattan , Kansas .

- If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kansas .

- YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN "Vacation" means going east or west on I70 for the weekend

- If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Kansas .

- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might
live in Kansas .

- If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Kansas .

- If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, wthout flinching, you might live in Kansas.

- If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings),
you might live in Kansas . (This is so true!)

- If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,

You might live in Kansas.

- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use
them you might ;live in Kansas.

- If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue
spruce, you might live in Kansas .

- If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.., you might live in
Kansas .

- If Going Down South means Oklahoma , you might live in Kansas .

- If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Kansas .

- If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might
live in Kansas .

- If your idea of going out to eat is a tail gate party , you
might live in Kansas .

- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car; you might live in
Goodland , Kansas .

- If you find 0 degrees to be "a little chilly", you might live in Kansas .

If you actually understand these jokes, you might live in Kansas.

MUD

2 comments:

  1. I identified with far too many of those!

    Happy Friday

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  2. Sounds like I must be in Kansas!

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