Idaho by Ken
If there's 2 feet of snow outside, and parts for the
broken are still in ...
you are in !
If you slip on an 'Idaho spud' while exiting your bed,
you are probably in Washington,
but were dreaming about .
If you hit a deer,and he gets up and asks
you for your driver's license, registration and proof of insurance,..
you ARE in , but your car is wearing
If you just finish cookin' one side of a $20 steak,
and a drunken farmer smacks the power pole
next to your house.. Trust me...
you are from .
When the picture onyour driver's license
looks like a cow pie and smells like a dairy...
you are definately from .
The above fine words about Idaho are from Ken and Grissy. Two of my favorite people. Well, Grissy thinks she is people. MUD