5/14/2009

Things it would suck to be!

  • A Chrysler Dealer. 780 of them got layoff notices. You and your staff are hereby notified that you are gone by June 16.


  • One of the 11oo GM dealers that were notified that their dealerships will be eliminated as soon as possible
  • A Saturn Car dealer. Or one of the remaining 1400 dealers GM will eliminate this fall. The 2009 models were probably the last model year for Saturn, Hummer and GMC.


  • A GM Stock Holder. From a high of almost $75 to $1.00. Thank god I only have 14 shares. There are a bunch of people that GM issued bonds to that the Government just said, sorry Charlie.


  • Nancy Pelosi Galore. Watch out for the bus Nancy, It has your name on it. First she did,, then she didn't. That sounds like that guy that voted for the war and then against it. You know, the Swift Boated guy who's wife owned the Ketchup fortune.


  • People who work for Blue Cross & Blue Shield Heath care company if Barry has his way.


  • People who want Government health care and aren't watching what's on the horizon for MEDICARE. These same people think that Social Security will last longer than MEDICARE. Oh hell, they can just print more money.


  • People without wheel barrels when it takes a whole barrel full to buy a loaf of bread. Print more money, pay it back with inflated dollars until they are not worth much. Do you wonder why WAL*MART doesn't want you to use cash?


  • Those poor people that thought the Government was bailing out the Credit Card Companies only to find that their interest rate is now 30%. If only you could refinance your house and pay off the credit card with negative equity. Dang I hate it when that happens. The Bail out is working for the Democratic party to push through bigger Government until we can no longer pay for it.


  • People that are paying attention to the water boarding torture crap when the government is about to lay our Health Care program back 100 years. If socialised medicine is so bad, why are people from England and Canada coming here for treatment? Don't you guys know that only three people were tortured and one of them told about the plot to fly a plane into LA? It worked, it worked, it worked... Move on and pay attention.


  • That poor smuck that lost to Al Franken in Minnesota. How bad could he be?


  • Wanda Sikes who's claim to fame is that her lesbian lover had twins and all she could do is lay an egg. Come on Wanda, Is all you could think of is to tell Rush to die. Rush got sober, you will still be a few jokes shy of a comedian. With you in Washington for a visit, a villiage somewhere is short an idiot.


  • Barac Obama's scheduler that got him the gig to speak at Notre Dame's graduation. Isn't that kind of like .... Well, I can't really think of anything much more stupid.


  • Anyone that wants to be appointed to any Cabinet position. You know we all lie on our taxes and surely something they left out or under reported is going to bite them in the ass.


Someone who needs to write a blog and all this negative crap just had to be let out. Sorry about that. You try to write this stuff if you think you can do a better job.


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2 comments:

  1. Hey MUD...good list. I think it would suck to be Perez Hilton...but Norm Coleman has to run a close second...lost to Franken...double sigh.

    Hey man, I live in Bossier City, LA next door to the Hummer plant in Shreveport. The local news is that GM has two serious offers to sell the brand, and should nail it down by the end of the month.

    I'd hate to see the jobs lost, and would really hate to see the end of The H.

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  2. Paris or Perez Hilton both suck. In a couple of years, we will be forced to buy cars from the Japaneese and the Koreans because we won't make any here. Sucks... Sucks... Sucks... Ever own a car with a Lucas Ignition - Damn British cars. MUD

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