Second try

I started telling jokes and about the third one, I deleted all of them and started over. I am not sure why but I did.

What would you do if you were sitting in a restaurant and some guy a few booths down got on his cell phone and started swearing like a sailor (Or a soldier if it makes you happier)? It really didn't bother me that much but the guy a couple of booths down had his wife with him. he didn't do anything so I just ignored it. I did ask the manager of the restaurant what I should have done and she said next time come to me and she would put a stop to it. I did notice that he got a second call from his wife and he only said hell once and not one F*&K.

Someone put a challenge on facebook to use the phrase "Nuttier than squirrel turds". I did get to use it concerning the POTUS and the congress spending our dollars without thought to where we are going to get the money to pay for it. That is just nuttier than squirrel turds. But, par for the course in Congress these days.

OH Well, MUD


  1. MUD, I'm telling you honest here. When we lived in SW Colorado, we took a trip up to Denver. On the way we stopped in Colorado Springs at a Burger King to eat.

    I had my wife, and sons aged about 13, 11, and 5 with me. At a table in the corner were four 20-somethings. Those 20-somethings were throwing the "F-bomb," and other stuff...you know what I mean.

    They were getting loud, and nasty. I told Pam, "Let's get out of here." She looked me square in the eye (with "that look").

    She stood up, walked over to those hellions, and said, "I don't know if you noticed or not, but there ARE LADIES, AND CHILDREN in this restaurant. And, as a lady, I do not appreciate having to hear "F**K, B***ch, and MOTH******ING B**CH while I am eating my dinner."

    MUD, if I'm lyin', I'm dyin'...the grand poopa of the clan there got tears in his eyes. He apologized to Pam with something like, "I guess I wasn't thinking...I'm sorry ma'am."

    Man, did I feel like a wuss! From that day forward, when that kind of garbage happens around me, I always confront it. I'm not as "direct" as my wife is...but she taught me a good lesson.

    And yeah, I read you "nuttier than squirrel turds" comment. Bwahahahahahaha!

    I wrote it down for future use...

  2. Pam sounds like a woman I could grow to like a lot. Ya better keep her. MUD

  3. I just hope she keeps ME.

  4. I got my US Census today. WTF?!? I filled out the five person part, as well as the fact that I own my house. But wanting the first and last names of everyone in the house, including ethnicity? Why would the government need that information? Or my phone number?