Joke of the Day
It seems that Jesus and the Devil were embroiled in an argument over the soul of man. They went to God to have him settle the argument. God told them to go back and write up their position and he would read both sides and give them an answer. They went back to the work cloud and started to write up their side on heavenly word processors. After about an hour of work, a lightning bolt struck the cloud and interrupted the power. When the power resumed, Jesus started to print out his work. The Devil lost all his work in the power outage and he started swearing and protesting to God that Jesus must have cheated. God said to the Devil, "You know, Jesus Saves."