Dennis is a retired Colonel living with his wife, Barbara, in Tecumseh, KS. Some of these Posts are filtered through the memory of a "not so Young Man" and you might have to utilize your built in crap detector to filter truth from memory errors. Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum. If you wish for peace, prepare for War. Our current Congress is "Stupid with zeros on the end...
Puns and Pains
Today in the paper, the Dear Abbey replacement writer, had a submission from a person that likes puns. I think word games that are the punchline to jokes are the best. Here are a few of the punchlines, make up your own jokes.
It was the (bear or beer) that make Mel Famey Walk us.
People that live in grass huts shouldn't store thrones.
Arrows, Hell, I didn't see the Indians.
I profess to be funny but am a complete amateur compared to my Nieces husband Kriss. His Chinaman act with a popcorn bowl over his head absolutely is the funniest skit I have ever seen.