Wish I was :
  • Younger. Well, I would have to go back to work full time. Never mind.
  • Richer. Well, I have been threatening to get a dumpster to get rid of all the stuff I have and if I had more money, I would buy more stuff, Never mind
  • Better looking. Now what the hell would I do with this? Get a girlfriend and lose half of everything to the divorce lawyers. Never mind
  • Travel more. OK, I have a seven day rule that I need to be home about every 7 days or I get grumpy. OK, I'm grumpy a lot of the time. Never mind.
  • Better Dressed. Are you kidding, a 60 year old guy that cares what the heck he looks like or what he wears. Never mind.
  • Better Fed. With a wife that insists we eat vegetables at every meal I could eat better? I also have a $50.00 gift certificate from the local meat market that I haven't cashed in yet. Never mind.
  • More Verbose. Now, if I had a better gift of the Blarney Stone I could go around making stuff up a lot more regular. Lets see, I posted three times yesterday. (With Pictures mind you) Na, Never Mind.
So, I guess what I am is all I'm going to be. Hope you are too. Never Mind!


  1. If you were richer, you'd have to pay more taxes.

  2. Ooh, unless you were super rich, and then you could find plenty of tax exemptions.

  3. Anonymous1:45 PM

    Love Love Love this post!!!

  4. You're pretty funny when you're grouchy. Wait ... you're grouchy all the time, aren't you? :)